Sunday, September 25, 2005

World's Most Despicable Yachts

I understand the value and romance of a good boat. Being the captain of one's ship can be a great contemplative exercise... But that's not what I saw on the Travel Channel.
Million dollar yachts. Fine and dandy if you're building something useful... But these were over the top - fuck you proletariat scum pleasure boats.
One is built with a separate set of gangways for the crew of twelve so it's owners do not have to see them. Their coffee is served through a trap door to the living quarters ensuring no contact between the occupants and the staff...
On one businessman's Ft. Lauderdale "business man's" back yard pier is anchored a yacht that he proudly tells us he washes three times a week! Does he really do that himself or is it more likely that the migrant hired help does? The rare wood paneling and floors get waxed every time the yacht comes back from even an afternoon of fishing...
This wouldn't bother me so much if the majority of these people would have earned their money - but as statistics show, the divide between those that started out rich and those that ain't is quickly widening. "Upwardly mobile" is a quaint phrase of years gone by and while those that actually work for their money see less and less buying power from their dollar those that were born into the new American class of privilege take their tax cuts and buy more yachts - and why shouldn't they - we're all complicit in providing them with tax relief...

Friday, September 23, 2005

The Minotaur Busts a Fly!


Minotaur rocket carrying DARPA payload launched from Vandenberg AFB.
Got out of a meeting just in time to see the trail from the launch flopping around in the sky and fading quickly.
I think that's pretty cool and if you know what I'm speaking of when I mention Vandenberg AFB and DARPA then chances are good you might think it cool too.
Here's an amusing quote I found in an LA Times article about the launch.
"People throughout Central and Southern California and parts of Arizona also reported seeing the launch, with some voicing concerns that it might have been an explosion or terrorist attack."
I remember in high school seeing a launch trail as I was walking by the football field where the meatheads were practicing - and I shit you not - one of them said, "It's a Russian attack!" and booked for the locker room.
At least, with the Soviets and thousands of warheads aimed at the US it somehow makes more sense - but a terrorist attack? What do people have in their skulls, feces instead of brains?

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Lighter Than Air


Saw a blimp [which is not the same thing as a zeppelin] out the office window - heading NW towards West Hollywood. It had some sort of Keith Herring type painting skin on...

We need to see more lighter than air ships flying around. It says, "The future has arrived."

The German's got it right - a new Zeppelin's in production...

Learn more about rigid airships, they're cool.

Zeppelins @ WIKI

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Gerald Ford

I find myself fascinated watching a biography of Gerald Ford [Time and Chance: Gerald Ford] - a biography of the 38th President... Never thought about him much - I doubt anyone else does either.
- Not as sexy as Kennedy
- Not as gentlemanly as Johnson
- Not as lovable as Nixon
I think given the chance he could have kicked ass just like Truman did. But hey, everyone was too busy making fun of him and projecting their residual Nixonian anger at him... I think I'll put his photo up in my office.


[Gerald Rudolph Ford, Jr. - 38th President of the U.S.]

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